• Sometimes, people can surprise you…
  • That’s enough, son…
  • Clever Parrot…
  • Seeing out the airplane window…
  • Just a minute of your time…
  • Why are you alive?
  • Just when you thought someone that dumb couldn’t exist…
  • Wonderful Imagination
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Remember that movie?
  • I have seen war
  • This fortune cookie scared my girlfriend