• Diet starts…
  • They have no concept of time…
  • Hey Mike…
  • Not haunted…
  • Scumbag blackbird
  • McKayla gets a note…
  • The one who laughs…
  • Hipster Barista can’t find a better job…
  • Dat bum bum
  • My response whenever someone says “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
  • It’s super effective!
  • How I feel when I leave my cellphone at home