• Life can be so beautiful…
  • You can leave my bills right here…
  • Anderson Cooper is never too busy to dish out a good burn…
  • Political candidates
  • Religion just took a whole new meaning…
  • Being a lefty…
  • Sauron
  • I’m not shy
  • Public transportation
  • No chance
  • Never sing never
  • You messed with the wrong tortoise