• Doorbell broken…
  • He’s real…
  • Personal reasons…
  • How I saw the Olympics…
  • In case of homework on first day…
  • Sometimes philosophy sucks
  • Matryoshka cat
  • Evidence? What evidence?
  • You will never leave the house drunk again
  • Fifth grader attending a sexual ed presentation
  • Some things are too broken to fix
  • Remember when…