• Being a penguin…
  • Birthday at work…
  • It’s just a matter of time…
  • My reaction when I looked at the calendar today…
  • The double bullet knife shot
  • Christian Bale
  • That moment of absolute power…
  • Told a chemistry joke in class today…
  • Going Bananas!
  • I think I like this girl…
  • Business dog ordered a new printer
  • Your sports team sucks