• Only to be worn in case of awesomeness…
  • What not to say to a police officer
  • When people go underwater in movies…
  • We’re Scientists
  • Life
  • This one sign right here
  • Definition of love
  • Good night
  • The reason I’m single…
  • Now this is a tree house
  • Michael Jordan in his college dorm room, 1983
  • Watching my girlfriend play Portal