• Story of my life, summed up…
  • Types of knives…
  • Was going to tell a pun…
  • Sleeping on the couch…
  • You’re scared?
  • When people flirt with the person you love…
  • This is a cake, and it’s all edible
  • My childhood before the Internet…
  • He didn’t think that through…
  • Aliens…humans
  • Would you just shut up?
  • What you do when a party sucks