• Real Army Men…
  • Important Gym Rule
  • Story of Life
  • Trojan horse made from computer keys
  • I swallowed two pieces of string…
  • My goal in life…
  • Best name in the Olympics so far…
  • The name’s Bong…
  • 1920: Protesting for stuff that really matters
  • Why dogs leave earth first…
  • Washing instructions
  • God was running out of ink when he made the Badlands…