• Shaved Alpacas…
  • Screw your photo…
  • Math can be dangerous…
  • Burned on live television…
  • 60 years from now…
  • Wrong person, dad…
  • While watching a scary movie…
  • I dare you to find a better looking 57 year old
  • Na, na, na, na, nails
  • Christmas summed up…
  • Always so awkward
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