• I asked for money this Christmas…
  • No fun for giraffe…
  • That wouldn’t annoy a person at all…
  • He finally got it…
  • Two-day old tiger cubs
  • Scumbag seat belt laws
  • Home Alone
  • I’m rich
  • Marshmallowed
  • Don’t scare me like that again, bro
  • Phone has low battery
  • He Deserved it.