• The clock is ticking…
  • How Karma works…
  • My neighborhood gets pretty weird during Halloween…
  • A Christian and an atheist walk into a bar…
  • Do it now
  • Too lazy
  • Oh yeah, apple juice!
  • Sincerely, friendzoned guys
  • When I don’t shave…
  • Well damn, I’ll go this way then
  • They love em…
  • Overconfidence