• Pure. Genius.
  • Roses are red, pickles are green…
  • Why hello there…
  • Stop asking me to do simple things…
  • Machu Picchu, Peru
  • Creepy?
  • Why are we running?
  • A mother’s love
  • The only valid reason I’ve come up with so far
  • A magical unicorn
  • Never pass out in a garage
  • If you own a propane tank, you have to do this