• Every time I hear someone say ‘I’m bored…’
  • Say no to anorexia…
  • Spider in the shower…
  • Does anyone know?
  • Dammit Hufflepuff…
  • Atheist Afterlife
  • Welcome home, dad…
  • Oh, Thank God
  • I hear dead people…
  • Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit
  • How are you driving?
  • My poor childhood…