• Everything you know about history is wrong…
  • Count to 3 and toss it as far as you can…
  • No Swimming…
  • Mustache drinking game…
  • You can just see the shame in their eyes…
  • So I heard you like to jump on turtles…
  • Sorry what? Oh, yeah OK…
  • Ta-daaaa!
  • The sheeple have spoken
  • Failures vs. successes
  • When the teacher sees me chewing gum
  • The best part of fighting…