• They don’t stand a chance…
  • Frank, you’re drunk…
  • Funerals in the future…
  • Getting a chick magnet…
  • Team work…
  • Because cameras and cellphones are too mainstream
  • The greatest difference between being 7 years old and being 26 years old
  • Wingman of the year
  • Light bulb
  • My iPhone isn’t working
  • Just making sure
  • What my wife means when she says “the thing”