• It’s really cold out there…
  • I got bored…
  • Brilliantly sarcastic response…
  • Possible movie ideas…
  • One way to liven up a Starbucks visit…
  • When my boss tells me I can leave early…
  • My every thought in a pool as a kid
  • How to tell when your cat is crazy
  • Let’s have a moment of silence
  • Too short
  • Big trouble
  • I know I’m getting old…