• I surrender to sleep…
  • You’d think grammar-obsessed people would have learnt by now…
  • I know, right?
  • I’m going to bed
  • Why Justin Bieber is still alive
  • Duck hunting season
  • Mushroom is coming…
  • Did not see that coming…
  • My kind of poetry
  • Clever bot is a douche
  • Could you take my shift?
  • New pair of glasses