• I’m hitting every copier in the office with this…
  • The door that shakes your hand…
  • Nice try, Forever Alone Dude…
  • Early holiday cards…
  • The guy at Chipotle…
  • Harry, is that you?
  • The biggest problem with the world…
  • That’s how to get his attention…
  • A very delicate procedure
  • About girls…
  • Listening to a stranger’s conversation…
  • Disco turtle