• Hug me!
  • At least you tried, little girl…
  • You’re not a space traveler, you’re just a toy…
  • Chef Dog…
  • Dad, have you seen it?
  • My biggest problem with college…
  • No big deal, just the best van ever
  • Best way to destroy your teeth…
  • Arguing with my girlfriend…
  • Marilyn and Elvis
  • Counting to ten…
  • Can’t… get out…