• What my day is all about…
  • Why won’t you love me?
  • Genuinely can’t believe it…
  • A sign in my local dog park…
  • Butt-head always has the right response…
  • Douchebag level: Soulja Boy
  • Can’t take it anymore…
  • For the sake of love
  • Help prevent HIV…
  • I miss the old Mario Party
  • TV show names according to my mom
  • Bad Respawn