• Day 37: They still do not realize I am a seal…
  • Coincidence? I think not…
  • Gotta love bread crumbs…
  • The amount of sugar in your drink
  • The math equation that always gets different answers
  • Reading in peace…
  • Beer
  • Ghetto doorbell
  • Gimme five!
  • No tea for me thanks
  • My biggest childhood rage
  • Every time I shower…