• I learn more from the Internet than I do school…
  • Some people you know…
  • It’s smaller than you…
  • You don’t need steroids to walk on the moon…
  • When you meet a celebrity…
  • Best tattoo you can get if you go bald…
  • When I can’t get out of bed in the morning…
  • Let me put it this way…
  • B*tch vs. Nice Girl
  • This guy is a certified badass
  • Cutest burrito ever
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife