• Behold this glorious throne…
  • I bought a dog once…
  • Things have been different after the hurricane…
  • Scumbag wisdom teeth…
  • I bought you a necklace…
  • Can’t beat that logic…
  • Scumbag Stomach
  • Minion Cupcakes
  • Your crush walks by…
  • Hi Robot Overlords! I represent Earth…
  • My love life
  • So, they said I could be anything…