• A real man only takes one trip
  • My Halloween plans for next year…
  • This actually works…
  • Best name in the Olympics so far…
  • Everytime I’m sad…
  • Should I break it to her?
  • Every time I see a girl in big sunglasses…
  • Parenting Level: Homer Simpson
  • Do we have a problem?
  • Just like a child
  • You know what Friday means…
  • Gingers don’t have souls