• I knew it all the time…
  • You had one job…
  • Cat wearing grapefruit helmets…
  • But that’s OK…
  • I really miss you…
  • Fatherhood + Xbox controller = everybody wins
  • Never thought the day would come…
  • I don’t even want to rate…
  • Why I don’t share everything on Facebook…
  • This was a great plan. On paper.
  • Religion… You’re doing it wrong.
  • What does this bit do?