• Speak English…
  • Life has only two choices…
  • Man’s best friend in every situation…
  • Poor Depressed Cat…
  • Dishes, Stahp…
  • Not tonight, honey…
  • Oh no, he’s not dead…
  • When I try my hand at any sport…
  • You look like…
  • What I do…
  • Run kitty run!
  • Watching Godzilla backwards