• Don’t know what you’re talking about…
  • Take one for the team…
  • Ermpa Lermpa…
  • The perfect gift for your dad: Sock Sandals
  • Can your baby get pregnant?
  • Alcohol and calculus
  • Easter is cancelled
  • Why learn algebra?
  • “Men wouldn’t look at me when I was skinny…”
  • Women’s logic
  • No… please no.
  • I’m Watering a Shoe, F*ck Off