• Badass hair dryer…
  • Elf on the shelf…
  • Smooth Asian pick-up line…
  • Seems about right…
  • Mother of cats
  • Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
  • Trying to explain girls…
  • Take a guess…
  • Real life Scooby-Doo
  • Father to son
  • Every time I flush the toilet at someone else’s house
  • You don’t exist