• The most unfair thing about life…
  • The only way I know to do it…
  • Good Guy Subway…
  • How did you know?
  • The Beast sure knows how to please a beauty…
  • When someone asks me for money…
  • Only to be worn on moments of gloriousness
  • Every time I take a shower…
  • Removal of 500 years worth of grime from the Sistine Chapel Frescoes
  • I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God
  • Uh-oh
  • Loyalty