• Dice drinking game…
  • Avada Matata…
  • I stole your eggs…
  • You know…
  • A haircut like no other…
  • McLife
  • A conversation with your dentist
  • Why winter sucks
  • Life is full or ironies
  • Derp.
  • Sorry, you can’t take those nail clippers on the plane
  • Want a bite of my sandwich?