• You’re not a space traveler, you’re just a toy…
  • How to get out of doing the dishes…
  • Every time I see a friendzone post…
  • I don’t like the water
  • Screw the wands
  • Biking Gorilla
  • So many questions…
  • Every single weeknight
  • The world without us
  • Halo armor
  • I just realized…
  • Worse than Voldemort