• Well, if you insist…
  • Schrödinger’s paradox finally solved…
  • Some people can’t spell ‘lactose intolerant’…
  • Murp…
  • How relationships really work
  • No heart, no brain, no courage.
  • Consider it a favor
  • I still can’t find them
  • That was one crazy weekend
  • You remind me of my little toe
  • Poor thing
  • iPod security feature