• I’m sure you’re all wondering…
  • Must. Be mine. Now.
  • Is your fridge running?
  • Naysayers…
  • Hotmail…
  • What’s that smell?
  • Some things should stay in their cartoon form…
  • Why are babies so ugly when they are born?
  • The less you care…
  • I promise I’ll be good…
  • The joke writers at Popsicle aren’t even trying anymore
  • To fourth floor!