• Your February vs. My February…
  • Go home grammar check. You’re drunk.
  • Time to do your thing, Hawkeye…
  • Halloween costumes: boys vs. girls
  • Paranoid writing…
  • It’s that cold…
  • I want to sleep…
  • Girls and haircuts
  • Moms these days
  • Cold kitty
  • My dad is being a prick
  • Scumbag Dumbledore