• Game Boy Cake
  • Water, Stahp…
  • Suddenly, a swimming pool
  • My biggest problem with college…
  • Objection: Overdrooled
  • The new doorbell
  • It’s only a part-time job, actually
  • Shaving smoothness
  • Baby names
  • Gingers don’t have souls
  • Whose head is it?
  • We’re all still children