• The real reason she wore that dress
  • I love puppy…
  • Most interesting scumbag cat in the world…
  • In the midnight hour…
  • The best way to deal with storms…
  • Scumbag Stomach
  • Bad dog!
  • Holiday words of wisdom
  • Damn, I’m screwed
  • Don’t mess with the Taco Bell sign changer
  • My day just became awesome
  • Clever boss