• He makes young George Clooney look like garbage…
  • Man with non-existent beard. It’s just an illusion.
  • You’re home early…
  • Sorry, my bad
  • Dumbo got to second base with Katy Perry
  • Reasons I write something down in class
  • I’m not growing a beard…
  • Dear Facebook, please add this button…
  • There is always a person…
  • Dance for me
  • Hangover cat
  • I got kicked out