• The coffee machine is out of order…
  • Overly Attached Girl Friend
  • Reading books within books
  • Act normal
  • Don’t argue
  • My reaction whenever I read a 12 year old girl’s Facebook wall…
  • You’re doing it wrong, Tom…
  • Do I look like Rihanna?
  • Heheh heh… fooled you!
  • English Contradiction
  • Serious money
  • Reproductive Beauty