• Who names these things?
  • I like you but to me you’re more like a bridge…
  • They rule our lives…
  • Shaving Cream Conspiracy
  • Erma answers the phone…
  • Patrick, is that you?
  • When my friend and his girlfriend are fighting and I show up…
  • You can tell a lot about a woman…
  • Excellent timing
  • Checkmate
  • Pssst, Hermione…
  • Day 983 of my captivity…