• This almost makes me want an iPhone…
  • Cover me…
  • I’m just not funny…
  • Was looking at a map of the Middle East when I realized…
  • You leave your computer alone for one second…
  • Every Cat. Every Time.
  • What I’m really thinking of…
  • That makes me sad…
  • Reborn
  • Nature’s chillest creature
  • Clever road safety device
  • Raptor hoodie