• My shirt says ‘what’s up’…
  • Shoe-Pants…
  • You’re out of the band…
  • The only way you can be sure…
  • Badass Dad
  • Chinese fast food ripoffs
  • The Expert Mode
  • A dog’s life
  • When I bite my lip…
  • This! Is! The! Best! Food! Ever!
  • Amy Winehouse made of pills
  • Honoring two fallen K9 soldiers