• Keep it clean…
  • My niece needed a tissue…
  • Unicorn Meat…
  • You’re the most evolved primate?
  • Haters gonna hate
  • Call the exorcist…
  • Arguing with my girlfriend…
  • Every time I forget my grocery list…
  • Wedding rings with the waveform of the couple’s own voices. “I do”.
  • That day, nothing else mattered…
  • WTF Steve?
  • For mothers only…