• This Is How College Works…
  • Checking out the opposite gender…
  • I use sarcasm…
  • Patrick’s wisdom
  • Like a deck of cards…
  • The way people see me…
  • They are smarter
  • Times change
  • You know one day it’ll be true
  • A pro at picking up chicks
  • The Polaroid Effect
  • Grocery shopping just got better