• Hey is that Mike?
  • You don’t answer that question…
  • Secret Identities…
  • People with high IQs
  • Swimming is the best…
  • Current reality
  • No lie
  • Works on every elevator…
  • I just realized…
  • Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel?
  • Day 983 of my captivity…
  • This is not a caterpillar