• People’s expectations for the new iPhone…
  • Nerd Valentine…
  • Nothing you say will ever be valid…
  • Does it rain in Australia?
  • The brain
  • Happy birthday mom…
  • Times when I think I’m going to die…
  • Back in the ’70s, they had another name for Justin Bieber
  • This isn’t my hat
  • When I clean the dishes
  • I’m attracted to powerful women
  • Party hard!