• Best landlord ever…
  • Unimpressed Owl
  • Every handicapped parking spot needs this extra sign…
  • A pirate’s worst nightmare
  • Reaction to most Facebook statuses
  • How I’m always on time
  • ‘Murica!
  • The funniest thing about this shirt…
  • Don’t ask for things you don’t want
  • Cool facts
  • Can I keep him, please?
  • You’re going to be a father…