• This will solve 99% of my life’s problems…
  • Only in Chicago…
  • My brain
  • Texts from an overly attached girl…
  • Would you mind…
  • Learn German with Rammstein
  • Best graduation card ever…
  • Copycat
  • Best Christmas card of 2011
  • Leave me alone
  • A common iPhone occurrence
  • Let me get that for you