• It’s not an excuse…
  • The best way to die…
  • Probably the best photobomb of all time…
  • I haven’t eaten…
  • OK, I’m sleepy now…
  • Hey, I just met you…
  • Just go…
  • Vincent Van Gogh’s words of wisdom
  • Everyday is the same…
  • I’m attracted to powerful women
  • You just offended the owl
  • Awesome banana carving art