• Your eyelashes at -36°F…
  • When someone mentions the word babies…
  • Scientists invented a metal as light as air…
  • No wonder I’m unemployed…
  • Teenagers nowadays…
  • Thanks, Adele…
  • Usually how my weekends go…
  • Awww cute dog…
  • My friends suck…
  • Well…that’s certainly one way to do it
  • I’ll just play some chips
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