• Life as a T-Rex is hard…
  • I was at Walmart yesterday…
  • Oh wait a minute…
  • Okay, now you’re freaking me out…
  • Your actions have consequences…
  • Asking Facebook for cat name suggestions…
  • Steve Carell on Snooki’s baby…
  • Scumbag audience at every concert you’ve been to…
  • Frustrating parents
  • I Luke It
  • How I feel when I see a person from High School
  • This kid will someday get revenge