• Whenever I call my mom…
  • My schedule for the day…
  • Bud Light Year…
  • So I heard you like Nutella…
  • So you’re offended…
  • Not a chance
  • It works with earbuds too…
  • Nah, it’s just a boring egg, you wouldn’t like it…
  • Home is where…
  • Muslim drivers
  • Too cute for the Internet
  • Pretty much how the internet works