• Sleeping Ostrich Pillow…
  • Still can’t believe these were in a kid’s book…
  • What Pitbull taught me…
  • Coincidence? I don’t think so…
  • Welcome to Ohio…
  • Pretty much most of my teachers…
  • Yoda makes everything better
  • The purpose of life…
  • New rule
  • Hmmm, it’s a little salty…
  • Unwreckable
  • Rolling Stone’s Peter Travers: Worst movie critic ever